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Originally Posted by garinda
Mummy sends every little darling to school with a mobile nowadays.
Pre-pogrammed with Child Line, and Compo-4-U on speed dial.
In case someone subjects them to cruelty, by 'looking at them funny', or any other similar horrific abuse.

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Ya don't you hit our little Jimmy he's a good little boy

he's only kicked the teacher four times this month and only swears a dozen times in each lesson these days