[Tealeaf]

I've really had enough of reading this do-gooding, pseudo-commie pinko-drivel from our Guardian reading friends on here. Here's a few answers to the problems we face, which if undertaken within the next few weeks would have have everything solved within a year or so and would probably also rid us of the budget defecit:

Reintoduce the following:

1) The 1714 Riot Act, abolished by the slime ball traitor Heath in 1973

2) Corporal Punishment in schools

3) Automatic repatriation for miscreants, their parents and their offspring

4) Town/Village stocks

5) National Service - but not in the military, but with the discipline

6) The concept of Shame

Get Rid of:

1) the EU

2) The Human Rights Act

3) Most of the BBC

4) About one half the bureaucrats in local/central government

5) ASDA/Wetherspoons

6) Drinks licenses from corner shops