[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Gremlin

I had a big bag of poppy seeds given and planted them, after two months not one has grown. I was told I had planted the seeds upside down. Do our gardening experts agree?

The lady I employ to do the gardening says I have to be patient and they will eventually show up.

Some one is pulling your wotsit, if you did have poppy seeds, you would have seen they are very small and round.
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