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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth
An apple, an orange AND a sugar pig? AND a small cap pistol! You were spoilt.
My first banana was a Christmas present( and no new penny).I was licking the skin for hours before they showed me how to open it.
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I sense a Monty Python sketch brewing
Oh, and I hope no muslims are offended by the referrence to "sugar pigs".
And I hope that the fruit was organically grown. I hope none take offence at the "penny" and its evoking of capitalist greed.
And the toy pistol! How could my parents have been so politically incorrect