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Re: Joke Of The Day
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruit.
The first came back and said to the king "i brought ten apples". The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruit up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten".
The first apple went in... but on the second he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second guy arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought this would be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 and on the ninthberry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The 1st guy and the 2nd guy met up in heaven. The 1st one asked "why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The 2nd replied "I could'nt help it i saw the 3rd guy comming with pineapples".
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