[Margaret Pilkington]

I remember sugar pigs and sugar mice....and yes this is all becoming very pythonesque........I've nearly P'd myself laughing at it.(only nearly...you are going to have to try a bit harder boys with the tales of a poor christmas)
We were so poor, all I got was a hole in my stocking. My dad told me that santa left lots of presents, but they all fell through the hole and broke.