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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth
Yes, I did that but they told me if I sent it too early Father Christmas would be too busy to read it.
So I had to send it on Boxing Day then I might get something the NEXT Christmas.
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In order to convince me that Santa didn't exist, my dad told me that the notes were still up the chimney. To prove this, he stuffed me up the chimney, rammed a broom up my butt, and lit a fire. I scooted up the chimney and found the notes .... and my dad got the chimney swept for free.
