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Old 03-09-2011, 18:43   #58
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Re: Apologising for Christmas??

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth View Post
Yes, I did that but they told me if I sent it too early Father Christmas would be too busy to read it.
So I had to send it on Boxing Day then I might get something the NEXT Christmas.
In order to convince me that Santa didn't exist, my dad told me that the notes were still up the chimney. To prove this, he stuffed me up the chimney, rammed a broom up my butt, and lit a fire. I scooted up the chimney and found the notes .... and my dad got the chimney swept for free.
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