[Tealeaf]

Here's a good 'un:

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying "I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?"

God says "We are over quota on Gypsies. Go back to the gates and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in".

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone", he tells God.

"What?" says God, "All 40 of them?"


"No, ....The Gates".