[Busman747]

Letter from a daughter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all his
piercings & tattoos & his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that Mum, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his caravan in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it
for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mum, I'm 15 years old
now & I know how to take care of myself.

Some day I'll visit for you to get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith X

PS: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my latest school report
that's in my desk drawer... I love you."