RIP Hyndburn with Haslingden
The Boundary Commission this morning announced the passing away of the Hyndburn with Haslingden Constituency. There will be no funeral; instead, the body will be divided in two; the right half will become part of Dingle land and the left half will be blasted into the wildlands of somewhere called Darwen and Haslingden.
Flowers may be sent to everyone in the constituency, but especially to Graham Jones, M.P.