[Tealeaf]

Flashy...I've told you once before to go to bed.

Why are you so defensive about this establishment?

Is it by any chance that you have signed up to be one of the 'artistes'?

If so, can you let us know what nights you will be appearing?

Assuming me and some of t'lads from on here then turn up, will you be prepared to give us a group discount?

And if so, how much?