[Sparkologist]

Well well, Mr Douglas. Not only have upset the greater proportion on Accyweb, more importantly, you have incurred the wrath of Lettie.
She is far too polite and shy to ask why you have been neglecting her box, (Pm, that is). Lettie is beginning to feel that the sands of time are catching up with her because you have passed up on the chance to whisper electronic sweet nothings on these long winter nights, and left her high and dry on the shelf.
I will warn you, Lettie is a high maintenance gal and very demanding, both physically and financially; I'm already well into my last 100k.
But most of all, Lettie has taste. So don't bother wasting your time, and more importantly, Lettie's time!