[Sara]

Subject: Little Johnny

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car, and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane.
In a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could barely contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother. "Mommy," Little Johnny exclaimed, "I was at the playground and
I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and
he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
INTERESTING story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell him tonight."
At dinner mommy asked Little Johnny to tell Daddy his story. Mommy
listened closely as Little Johnny started telling his story about how
"...he saw the car go into the woods, then watched. Aunt Jane get
undressed, and then Aunt Jane laid down on the back seat ... and then
Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle
Bill use to do while daddy was in the army.
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt someone!