This year we have the most naff looking home strip I can remember, and is to me, a possible big factor in why we are always getting pummelled at home in the first 45 minutes.

It is taking our players the whole of the first half to get over the embarrassment of having to wear shirts and shorts that are cunningly styled to look 2 sizes too small, and the bandy socks make us look like circus clowns or pantomime dames. Poor Kurtis must think he has barber's poles for legs, and Craney's shorts, in particular, are the weirdest sight I've ever seen on a football pitch.
Let's give the boys a pyschological lift and get a properly designed strip which enhances their athletic appearance. How about it, Coley?
