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Old 09-11-2011, 15:21   #1483
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Knicked this one from Andy Rooney's article in praise of women over forty...(see link below)

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Via Andy Rooney on Women Over Forty - DivineCaroline
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