I blame all this on a secret cabal of evil Jewish financiers, intent on establishing a new world order, with themselves in sole control of the planet's population.
Everything was going so well, and exactly as was clandestinely planned out so carefully.
That is until some lard arse spotty teen, in an American trailer park, somehow discovered this secret master plan, and decided to spread the word to other similarly great thinkers across the globe.
Lard arse got on the internet and told Mr Dunce, who then passed on this secret information to old Alice Nutter, and so on, and so on.
Until all the worlds' really intelligent minds knew, of this up until then secret plan, and the dirty Jews' evil scheme was thankfully foiled forever.
