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Originally Posted by jedimaster
the old ones are the best
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What a coincidence; that's what my girlfriend says
A Pakistani emigrated to Canada (After going thru the rigorous admissions process
that is required for those wishing to share our home and native land) ... Though a muslim, he became attracted to the fundamentalist christianity of his new Canadian friends. As a result, he became a born-again Christian ... Praise Jeeezzzus
Soon after, unfortunately, he ate some tainted moose meat and died. He went to heaven, and he knocked on the pearlies. St. Pete came to the door and, in a gruff voice, said: "What do you want, muslim"
(Pete is a tad politically incorrect, eh) ... Unfazed the Pakistani said: "I'm here for Jeeezzzus"
St. Peter turned around and yelled out: "Hey, Jesus, your cab's here".
