[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh dear Retlaw! I am not going to enter into a discussion about how I have trained him.
As for sitting up for biscuits...no, he just goes and helps himself to them

And if you knew me....I mean really knew me, you would know that I am the least selfish person you are likely to meet.
If I were as selfish as you think I am I would not spend time doing the things that I do for other people.
You have cut me to the quick.

I never said tha wur selfish, I said thas missed one off thi list of deadly sins.
As thi mam probably said. tha wants puddin in a bag and shakin up.
Now dry thi eyes an uncut thi quick.

Retlaw