[lettie]

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only four parachutes.
The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So
he
takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in
the
world, a Senator in New York and one of America's potential future
Presidents." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W Bush, says, "I am the President of the
United
States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And
apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of
the
country. I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes
a
parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old
schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest. I will give you the last parachute."
The boy replies, "No problem your holiness, there is also a parachute
for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."