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Sparkologist · 10-11-2004, 18:23

Answer these question honestly, then try and deny that you've got a dirty mind...

QUESTIONS

1-What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2-What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3-What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4-What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5-Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6-What does a dog do that you can step into?
7-What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8-What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9-What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10-What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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ANSWERS

1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty pound note
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name

Go on then, admit it!

10-11-2004, 18:23	#1
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Hands up, who's got a dirty mind? Answer these question honestly, then try and deny that you've got a dirty mind... QUESTIONS 1-What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2-What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3-What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4-What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5-Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? 6-What does a dog do that you can step into? 7-What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8-What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9-What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10-What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? . . . . . ANSWERS 1. talk 2. legs 3. a twenty pound note 4. firetruck 5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt 6. pants 7. fork 8. Almond Joy candy bar 9. grit 10. last name Go on then, admit it! __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!