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Originally Posted by robot1002
I think most of what I would have said on this topic has been said..Jimmy Carr should be banned from television, and public theatres ,since his kind of comedy is NOT comedy..As for crossing the line,well , he's over it by a mile. Get shut, and give John Bishop the air time, he is a funny man no probs....
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What about children who suffer from obesity, victims of child abuse, and people disabled by motor neurone disease?
Three jokes, originally written and performed by John Bishop.
John Bishop: "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." (From top ten jokes from the Fringe, 2010.)
John Bishop: My son always misbehaved and there was nothing I could do about it. So I asked an expert and she said the next time he has a tantrum don't get angry, just splash him with some water. I though this was weird but I tried it anyway. However it just made him worse. He just screamed even more.
I should probably not use the kettle next time...
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John Bishop: How does Stephen Hawking know he has won a prize?
There's a ramp.
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