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claytonx · 01-12-2011, 10:27

Worktex bras---the largest manufacturers of bras in the world.We have a hand in nine out of ten bras in Britain.

For sale two single beds and a worn carpet.

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

Policeman to jay walking pedestrian "Here! Why are you crossing the road in this dangerous spot-can't you see there's a zebra crossing only fifty yards away?"
Pedestrian "Well,I hope it's having better luck than Iam."

What goes "zub,zub?"A bee flying backwards.

01-12-2011, 10:27	#1520
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day Worktex bras---the largest manufacturers of bras in the world.We have a hand in nine out of ten bras in Britain. For sale two single beds and a worn carpet. Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. Policeman to jay walking pedestrian "Here! Why are you crossing the road in this dangerous spot-can't you see there's a zebra crossing only fifty yards away?" Pedestrian "Well,I hope it's having better luck than Iam." What goes "zub,zub?"A bee flying backwards.