[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by davemac

I have it planned how I want to go, and how I want disposing off.

I want to be shot... by a jealous husband on my 90th birthday.
I want to be cremated..........and my ashes placed under a loose womans bed.

and I dont mean "loose", as in falling to bits

Thats a near enough quote that an old mate of mine used to say, only he wanted to be shot in the back when he was 95, by a jealous husband.