A London docker was walking a long,kicking a tortoise.A policeman watched this for a few minutes,then went up to the docker and asked:"Why are you kicking this poor defenceless tortoise?"
The docker paused slightly,then replied:"because it's been following me around all day."
The doctor had just finished examining the very young attractive girl.
Doctor:"have you been going out with men,Miss Jones?"
Miss Jones:"Oh, no,doctor,never!"
Doctor:"Are you quite sure? Bearing in mind that I've now examined the sample you sent,do you still say you've never had anything to do with men?
Miss Jones:"Quite sure, doctor.Can I go now?"
Doctor: "No"
Miss Jones:"But why not?"
Doctor:"Because, Miss Jones, I'm awaiting the arrival of the
Three Wise Men."
