Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of being in captivity they can train a man to stand on the very edge of their pool and throw fish to them three times a day.
The landlord of a pub frequented by an extremely heavy drinker opened up one day,and in walked a pink elephant,a green rhinocers and several orange striped crocodiles. "I'm sorry,"said the publican, "I'm afraid he isn't in yet."
Angry employer:"Why are you late again this morning?"
Young typist:"I overslept.
Angry employer:"You mean,you sleep at home as well?"
"My dog has got no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"Terrible."
