Why are elephants grey?To distinguish them from blackberries.
At the Company Board meeting the Chairman rose to make his speech."Who has been carrying on with my secretary?" he demanded.
This was met with silence."All right then,"said the Chairman,"put it this way---who has not been carrying on with my secretary?"
Again there was silence,and then one man said,self consciously:"Me, sir."
"Right" said the Chairman."You sack her."
Young girl:"If you kiss me it will be a feather in my cap."
Handsome young man:"Come outside and i'll make you a Red Indian Chief."
