Re: Joke Of The Day
Two fleas were leaving the theatre when the male flea turned to the female flea and said:"shall we walk, or take a dog?"
Waiter:"And how did you find the meat sir?"
Customer:"Oh,I just lifted up a chip and there it was."
Candles make light meals.
"Did you know deep breathing kills germs?"
"Yes.But how do you get them to breath deeply?"
Hedgehog finding itself on top of a scrubbing brush:
"We all make mistakes,don't we?"
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