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Aman was visiting London when he saw an avertisement for a restaurant which claimed that any dish requested could be served.
The man decided to visit this restaurant in order to test the validity of their claims.When he was seated at his table he asked the waiter for elephant ears on toast.The waiter took his order calmly,and went away into the kitchens. A few minutes later the waiter returned and said:"I do apologize, sir,but we've run out of bread."

Paul Revere came thundering up to the small farmhouse during his historic ride from Boston to Lexington.The young farmer's wife came to the door.
"Get ya husband,"yelled Revere"we gotta fight the English

"My husband ain't home,"she replied,trembling.
"Get ya sons and kinfolk,"he yelled.
"I ain't got no sons or kinfolk."
"Ain't nobody at home?"
"Nope!"

"Whoah,boy!"