Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 10-12-2011, 22:26   #1533
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Re: Joke Of The Day

"A family from Wigan go on holiday to Benidorm and order some food. The father thinking his pie is lacking in gravy calls the waiter over saying " 'ast tha Bisto fort pah?' and the waiter says in a southern English accent, "I'm sorry, mate, I don't speak Spanish!"
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