Just a quick word about my trip down to the Railway yesterday.
As we all know it was a touch cool weatherwise so I had put my Stanley scarf on, as I was struggling bent over double, towards the toilets, a 'wag' that had seen both my discomfort & the scarf quipped, "you won't see much from the stands leaning over like that!".
I raised my head from the ground and replied, "I never get a good view from the stands".
"Oh and why is that?" asked the joker.
"Because", I replied, "I'm always on the pitch, I'm their star player".
I think he believed me.
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“I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”
Winnie the Pooh
Quotes & quoting
Last edited by Less; 11-12-2011 at 12:54.
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