I play a game called wordswithfriends on my iphone, it's similar to scrabble.
Today a random person invited me for a game.
I accepted, almost immediately he, (I assume it was a he), started to ask a few questions nothing too bad to begin with, however he did seem rather obsessed with finding out my gender, very bad text speak asking if I was female. no doubt hoping that Les was a young lady, boy, would he be disappointed to find he was getting over-excited about a 59 year old bloke.
His posts began to get cruder and cruder, (but worse than that, he is absolutely crap at scrabble).
Anyhow, after laughing at this fools antics his last message was that he was now going to bed and would be thinking of me whilst exercising his wrist.
So if you do play games against strangers please be careful out there, and if you ever get an invite from:-
Sure
That is the user name of my pet pervert, leave him alone, he's mine, I don't want you all plastering his name over the web or warning your friends/children about him.
Well actually I do, I think he deserves to be named and shamed.
Lets try and makeSure

that
Sure
has a famous Christmas.