I eat small pieces of metal every day.It's my staple diet.
I rose early this morning-- ate some yeast last night.
"Waiter!Theres a button in my salad."
"Oh! It must have come off the salad dressing."
Judge:"Did you sleep with this woman?"
Man in witness box:"No, your honour not a wink."
"I can't stop telling lies."
"I don't believe you."
