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claytonx · 15-12-2011, 11:56

"You know why a womens work is never done?
They don't get up early enough."

When you think about it.God has to be the best inventor of all time.
He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.

My wife said "What are you doing today?"
I said "Nothing"
She said, "You did that yesterday"
I said "I wasn't finished."

How can you easily decide whether to use a screw or a nail when doing carpentry? Drive in a nail---if the wood splits, you should have used a screw.

15-12-2011, 11:56	#1538
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day "You know why a womens work is never done? They don't get up early enough." When you think about it.God has to be the best inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker. My wife said "What are you doing today?" I said "Nothing" She said, "You did that yesterday" I said "I wasn't finished." How can you easily decide whether to use a screw or a nail when doing carpentry? Drive in a nail---if the wood splits, you should have used a screw.