[susie123]

Originally Posted by Less

Oh, I'm sure she's sent plenty,

Dear John,

No that's too personal, it would start:-

Dear whom it may concern,

PLEASE NOTE, this is not a circular.

I have just had the results back from the STD Clinic, & therefore have had to add your name to the list of bulk appointments I have been advised to arrange.
You are urgently advised not to break the chain, just copy it out and send it to at least 10 of your conquests. Within three weeks your efforts will be rewarded with enough appointments to, if not cure at least contain the outbreak of a very virilent strain that so far has beaten all medical Sciences known antibiotics, ( I myself have not completed the course of medicines, preferring a mixture of acupuncture, zen readings and a very large amount of pink sea salt spread liberally over the affected area, (the sea salt has minerals essential)).

Thank you for your time and you can feel proud to know you are now part of what will be the largest chain mail group ever recorded.

P.S. I suggest you buy shares in the post office their prices are about to go through the roof!

Another priceless post Less, thanks for really making me smile.