It was one o'clock in the morning and the manager of the hotel had just been woken up by a frantic phone call from a little old lady."Come quickly!Oh,please come quickly!"she wailed."I can see a naked man from my window."
The manager hastily dressed and rushed up to the little old ladys room.He found her pointing to a block of flats opposite her hotel bedroom----but all the manager could see was the naked top half of a young man.
"But my dear woman," soothed the manager,"the young man opposite is surely only preparing for bed.And how can you possibly be offended by him?
The man may not be completely naked."
"The wardrobe!"shrieked the little old lady."Stand on the wardrobe."
