[groove]

Considering the M.P in question is this towns representative Groove thinks this is 'local' Miss.P......although Groove never votes because although local politics may affect him, he can do little about it. Groove's vote is'nt gonna tip the election, and if it did it would only benefit a typical bag of wind politician. During the local elections Groove looks on in amusement as his neighbours put 'labour' stickers and flags in the windows, and some local busybody shopkeeper thrives under the illusion he's important because he wears a suit and is discussed locally by other busybodys and gets his name in the Observer...Groove is bemused at the whole spectacle, a trait passed down by his parents who worked hard, kept their selves to their selves and left all this nonsense to the buffoons who enjoy it.