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claytonx · 19-12-2011, 12:55

Two men in a saloon were playing cards.One of them thumped the table happily and cried:"I win!"
"What have you got?" asked the other cowboy.
"Four aces"
"I'm afraid you don't win."
"Thats almost impossible,"declared the first man."What cards have you got?"
"Two nines and a loaded gun."
"Oh,"said the first man."You win.But how come you're so lucky?"

19-12-2011, 12:55	#1546
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day Two men in a saloon were playing cards.One of them thumped the table happily and cried:"I win!" "What have you got?" asked the other cowboy. "Four aces" "I'm afraid you don't win." "Thats almost impossible,"declared the first man."What cards have you got?" "Two nines and a loaded gun." "Oh,"said the first man."You win.But how come you're so lucky?"