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One day,during one of the ancient wars,a lusty Roman soldier broke in to a house where he found two beautiful maidens and their matronly servant.
"Prepare thyself for conquest,my dears,"roared the soldier.
The girls fell to there knees and pleaded with him:"Do with us as thou desire,sir,but please spare our faithful old servant."
"Shut thy mouth,"snapped the servant.War is war."


Nurse:"Well,Mr.Mitchell,you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning."
Mr.Mitchell,groaning in his bed:"That's because I've been practising all night."