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claytonx · 23-12-2011, 13:02

Two little boys were talking in Hollywood."What's your new dad like?"asked one
"Oh.he's OK,I guess,"replied the other."Have you met him?"
"Yeah!"said the first boy."We had him last year."

Notice in a foreign hotel:"The water in this establishment is completely hygienic---it has all been passed by the manager."

1st patient:"I see they've brought in another case of diarrhoea."
2nd patient:"That's good"Anything is better than that awful lemonade they've been giving us."

23-12-2011, 13:02	#1550
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day Two little boys were talking in Hollywood."What's your new dad like?"asked one "Oh.he's OK,I guess,"replied the other."Have you met him?" "Yeah!"said the first boy."We had him last year." Notice in a foreign hotel:"The water in this establishment is completely hygienic---it has all been passed by the manager." 1st patient:"I see they've brought in another case of diarrhoea." 2nd patient:"That's good"Anything is better than that awful lemonade they've been giving us."