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cmonstanley · 23-12-2011, 22:01

rrified Passengers in Dread Flight

Foreign passengers told of their scared panicked dread aboard a Tasmanian bound Jetstar flight which was told to return to Sydney yesterday due to bird strike.

Some passengers were disturbed that the 5 passengers were told few details of the calamity.

They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Saab Dash-8 landed.

Passenger Bruce Goatman last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

'It's a good thing I was wearing the brown underwear', the passenger said. copy and paste heaven

23-12-2011, 22:01	#12
cmonstanley God Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: defending the union Posts: 5,540 Liked: 117 times Rep Power: 5287	Re: lazy journalism rrified Passengers in Dread Flight Foreign passengers told of their scared panicked dread aboard a Tasmanian bound Jetstar flight which was told to return to Sydney yesterday due to bird strike. Some passengers were disturbed that the 5 passengers were told few details of the calamity. They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around. As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Saab Dash-8 landed. Passenger Bruce Goatman last night was still recovering from the ordeal. 'It's a good thing I was wearing the brown underwear', the passenger said. copy and paste heaven __________________ www.private-eye.co.uk