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claytonx · 27-12-2011, 10:43

The Irishman died and went to Heaven.He knocked at the Pearly Gates,but no one answered.He knocked again and shouted:"Hey,let me in"I'm Paddy Murphy and I've been sent to Heaven."
Eventually St.Peter appeared and looked through the Gates at the Irishman and said "Go away---I'm not going to make stew just for one."

Man:"My sister married an Irishman."
Friend:"Oh,really?"
Man:"No,O'Reilly."

27-12-2011, 10:43	#1555
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day The Irishman died and went to Heaven.He knocked at the Pearly Gates,but no one answered.He knocked again and shouted:"Hey,let me in"I'm Paddy Murphy and I've been sent to Heaven." Eventually St.Peter appeared and looked through the Gates at the Irishman and said "Go away---I'm not going to make stew just for one." Man:"My sister married an Irishman." Friend:"Oh,really?" Man:"No,O'Reilly."