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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob
There is so much wrong with this post I scarcely know where to start.
First of all Nuns wear a 'Habit' not a 'Soutane' A Soutane is a close fitting cassock usually buttoned at the front and is worn by male clergy only.
Secondly the phrase regarding billiard balls was, I believe. first coined by the character Dorien Green in the sitcom 'Birds of a Feather' where the character used it in reference to the buttocks of a current boyfriend.
The linkage of my scarred mind, the vesture of male clergy, billiard balls, a nun, her filthy underskirts and latin chanting transvestites is too much to contemplate and is beyond bearing.
Acrylic-Bob is now under close medical supervision and copious quantities of psychoactive medication. The prognosis is not good.
signed,
A Doctor.
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Esteemed Physician,
I am always open to correction (whatever means are used to impart it) and will add the citation from "Birds of a Feather" to my UK Trivia notebook for further reference and study on the popular TV commedies page. Unfortunately, I have never had the pleasure of seeing this series having already fled the UK when it aired. It was a beautifully poetic description of that part of the anatomy and I believed it to be an authentic A-b original.
As to the use of "Soutane" i was tricked by translating from the Italian "Sottana" which is used here to mean the nun's habit
So, doubly corrected and extremely worried for A-b's worsening mental health prognosis, I will make an extra invocation to Our Lady of Caravaggio when i set off shortly on my annual pilgrimage.
In the meantime I hope that you will pass on the following image of "La Madonna di Caravaggio" for him to contemplate in his more lucid moments.
Please tell him that I will be fasting every first Friday of the month as penance for adding to his distress.
Yours etc, R.E.Pentant