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claytonx · 02-01-2012, 10:36

The German officer in command of the prison camp thought that it was Christmas Eve, he would set some of his prisoners free.He decided that the fairest way would be to ask each prisoner a question,and those who answered correctly would be allowed to escape.
The first prisoner to be interviewed was a British officer and the German officer asked:"In 1912 a famous ship collided vith an iceberg.Vot vos its name?"
"The Titanic,"replied the British officer,and he was promptly released.
The next prisoner was an American.The German officer asked:"in1912 der Titanic sank van it vos in collision vith an iceberg.How many lives ver lost?"
"1,517,"replied the American,and he was set free.
The third prisoner to appear was Jewish."In1912,"said the German."der Titanic collided vith an iceberg and sank vith der loss of 1,517 lives.Vot ver their names?"

02-01-2012, 10:36	#1563
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48970	Re: Joke Of The Day The German officer in command of the prison camp thought that it was Christmas Eve, he would set some of his prisoners free.He decided that the fairest way would be to ask each prisoner a question,and those who answered correctly would be allowed to escape. The first prisoner to be interviewed was a British officer and the German officer asked:"In 1912 a famous ship collided vith an iceberg.Vot vos its name?" "The Titanic,"replied the British officer,and he was promptly released. The next prisoner was an American.The German officer asked:"in1912 der Titanic sank van it vos in collision vith an iceberg.How many lives ver lost?" "1,517,"replied the American,and he was set free. The third prisoner to appear was Jewish."In1912,"said the German."der Titanic collided vith an iceberg and sank vith der loss of 1,517 lives.Vot ver their names?"