"Martha!"shouted frail little Sidney from his bed."I"m terribly sick,please call the vet."
"A vet?"queried Martha."Why do you want a vet and not a doctor?"
"Because,"replied Sidney,"I work like a horse,live like a dog,and have to sleep with a silly old cow!"
My girl friend says there are things a girl shouldn't do before 20.I'm not to keen on an audience either.
No food by M.T,Cupboard
