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Originally Posted by mobertol

Haven't seen my mobile phone for a couple of months as my youngest son has nicked it. He's received no calls for me in that time (just a few Xmas/NY messages from my 2 best friends) poor me, nobody loves me

The last time I needed it was when in the UK last Oct. for messaging home -mad panic just as I was leaving for the airport as it had disappeared (blamed son again!). It was found by chance a month later in the basket of my bike. I do carry it with me when out cycling as we're in the middle of the countryside and you never know when you might meet a sex-maniac. No luck so far!

That comment reminds me of what I thought was my ideal woman when I was young, think it had to be a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who's dad had a pub