The man in the front seat of the cinema was making groaning noises very loudly during a tender love scene on the screen.
"Shut up!"hissed the audience around him,but still the man continued making horrible noises.
Eventually,the manager was called and he marched down the aisle until he came to the noisy man."Get up!"demanded the manager.
"Oooooooh!Aaaaaaaargh!"shouted the man in reply.
"Where are you from?"asked the manager.
"F...Fr...."groaned the man"....from th...the balcony."
Outsize Clothes by L.E.Fant.
