Well, I got a suprise when I opened my emails this morning.
A member of AccyWeb got in touch with me after reading this thread, (obviously thought that I'm an agony Uncle):-
(I have changed their name to avoid embarassment & extract the urine).
Quote:
Dear Unka' Less,
My best girl has left me because I chew my toe nails in bed, what can I do?
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Dear trogledite,
have you considered, investing in a pvc inflatable girl friend?
If your nails are that well trimmed you have no worries about punctures.
