The vicar was passing the local pond when he heard a little voice.He looked around,but could see no one.But the voice continued. Then he saw a frog sitting near the edge of the pond. The frog told the vicar that he had been turned into a frog by a wicked witch
The vicar was naturally horrified and asked the frog what he could do to help.The frog said that he was really a ten year old boy and all the vicar had to do to remove the witch's spell was to take him home and put him in the vicar's nice warm bed. And that, m'lud, concludes the evidence for the defence.
Her boyfriend only had one fault.He had Tarzan eyes--- They swung from limb to limb.
