[Barrie Yates]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Flying courtesy of Crab airways, when you see the spanner monkey in his covveys, balancing along the seat backs & tightening nuts & bolts (for the aileron cables) with an adjustable while the Herky bird is in flight puts you right off the in-flight grot boxes you'd been given, soggy tomato soaked bread & limp lettuce adorning slices of cheese possessed somehow loose their grip of terror.

You didn't mention the modern toilet facilities.