The scene is a law court.The prosecution counsel faces the female witness and rasps:"It is true you committed adultery on the 18th of June in a snowstorm while riding on the roof of an automobile travelling at ninety miles an hour through Slough with a one-iegged dwarf waving a Union Jack?"
The youg woman in the witness box looked straight at the prosecuting counsel and said calmly:"What was that date again?
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